True Romance

  To my Wife the love of my life. I hope you enjoy this special gift I give to you this
  holiday season. I hope you scream with joy!

  Happy Birthday Hon! I thought this would be a fun way to celebrate six years of
  marriage and a birthday!

  Happy birthday sweetheart! The bed’s too soft, the floor’s too hard. No rug burns
  for me! I love you!

  Happy 10th Anniversary! This is a gift for us both, FROM us both! We deserve it,
  don’t you think? Thanks for the 10 best years of my life, I can’t wait to spend the
  rest of my years growing old with you! (with this equipment, we’re bound to add
  some years to our life!) I love you more than life.

  To the love of my life. You are so unbelievably sexy and I love you more than you
  will ever know. I want to spend the rest of my life making love to you and exploring
  new ways to pleasure you.

  Hey my angel, I know that we’re gonna have a lot of fun with this. Well by the time
  that you read this, I will be standing right next to you where I belong….after a long,
  hard year of being apart…so lay it out and lets have some well deserved fun! Love
  you my angel, your husband for always...

  I love you very much. Now let’s see which wears out first. Us…or the new toys.

  To my true love: Roses are red, your birthday is here; I can't wait to lean you over
  and do you from the rear.

  To my blond beauty with eyes so blue. All I can think of is making love to you. With
  this gift we can enjoy love making fun. I can even hit the spot and miss the bun.
  I can’t wait to enjoy this toy. Just don’t be coy and scream with joy. Happy 4th
  anniversary!

Funny Valentines

  Hey baby, we should be able to have some fun with this! I hope it gets there while
  I’m home! USE ONLY WITH ME! I love you.

  Happy holidays, to many angled adventures!
  Love you,
  your orgasm donor

  It’s for your back. Really!!

  Hey honey, who is this present really for? You, or me?

  BABY! Sex was starting to get a little boring, so I decided to spice up our sex life a
  little. JUST KIDDING! I hope you enjoy it as much as I will!
  Love,
  Your Wife

  Not just another day, for you to play. We can try it anyway! To my hon, have fun.
  I will!

Hot and Lusty

  To my wifey: Here’s two Looooooooooooooooong Legs UP, Way UPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!
  Love,
  the BigHeadedOne

  This is really for me…especially the first position, one of my favorites! I want to
   try all of them with my beautiful wife.

  Surprise! I wanted you to know how much I like it when you put me in that position!
  I love you and love you and love you!

  To my erotic and sensual lover: I’m going to use this to ravage you and make you
  moan like the animal you are. I want you so bad that I had to change my shorts when
  I was thinking about what I’ll do to you. From your intimate animal lover!

  Hey Baby, unwrap this and be ready for the ride of your life when I get home. Our
  intimate times will never be dull. Let that tiger in you loose! I promise not to disappoint.

  My super sexy woman deserves all the hottest toys

  LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL BABY!

Friends, Indeed!

  Thank you so much for all your efforts in my bridal shower and as maid of honor.
  I really appreciate it. I hope this gift will provide you with many hours of enjoyment.

  You will thank us later!

  Ok kids, the sex swing was a little too costly, and I didn’t know if your ceilings
  were strong enough, so….enjoy you crazy lovebirds.

  May your bed never be empty and you lovemaking be plenty. Let your liberation
  lead you to long lasting exploration! With your erotic freedom in mind……